I'm listening to a cover of the song "Big in Japan", where I can understand the lyrics better, and... OK, so I knew "winter suicide" and "passing chinchilla-ettes" were obvious mondegreens, what I'm more surprised by is "Shall I stay here at the zoo" being an actual lyric.
Looking up the meaning aaanddd... this song's about GERMANY??? NOT JAPAN????
Looking up the meaning aaanddd... this song's about GERMANY??? NOT JAPAN????